Gotta fix computer before I play CSGO

BUT IT’S SO GOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

(via ladyfettx)

Yup 

slickerthanrick:

Deadpool: Merc With A Mouth #12 (2010)

slickerthanrick:

Deadpool: Merc With A Mouth #12 (2010)

(via abdulhasmpd)

3rd grade

  • friend: *whispering* if you're stupid say "what"
  • me: what
  • friend: OH MAN
  • OH
  • OH DEAR FUCKING CHRIST
  • I GOT YOU SO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME
  • SWEET, SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER.
  • JESUS. JESUS HELP ME.
Pizza cats
watch your slice

Pizza cats

watch your slice

Weeaboo moment here

I want to learn Japanese and move to Japan and get trashed every night and play in the arcades.

ilovegluesticks:

I think I need more pizza (Taken with instagram)

You have enough pizza, you just need the party for it.

ilovegluesticks:

I think I need more pizza (Taken with instagram)

You have enough pizza, you just need the party for it.

collegehumor:

Bird Bathes in Chocolate Fountain
This bird is living the dream

Remember the time Barney tried to pick up girls as the Terminator?

(via must-turd)

cough yeah.